ohlordstanley cup finals: results!

The Vancouver Canucks and Boston Bruins may not start playing the finals until tomorrow, but here at ohlordstanley, the results are in!

Congratulations, Cathy!

Proving that one pick can make all the difference, Cathy used the Tampa Bay Lightining run to the Eastern Conference Finals to propel herself from the back of the pack all the way to insurmountable lead.  Cathy had the Bolts at 15 -- the highest any of the rest of us had them was 10!

Bravo, Cathy!

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

Belated Round 1 Standings

A day or so late, but I'm going to have to beg your pardon on grounds of first round fatigue. Nine straight days of overtime and this playoff commute is really starting to wear on me. But some people have real problems, so before I run off to the airport, I thought I'd throw up a quick first round update.

The standings after Round 1:
Geoff        472
Doug        470
Ken           464
Allison      454
Meredith   450
Cathy        442
Anneli       425
Susan        423

But perhaps more important at this point in the game is who's been eliminated.  It my not be the most exact way to measure it, but if you total up the point values from the teams who've been eliminate, you get a rough idea of the missing point potential, and then it looks like this:

Geoff        36
Doug        40
Allison     44
Ken          46
Meredith  50
Cathy       52
Susan       53
Anneli      80

Geoff managed to lose the ABSOLUTE MINIMUM number of potential points -- the gauntlet has been thrown.  And yes, he's already call me to gloat.

As for Anneli ... well, she made some gutsy picks, and I'm afraid they didn't quiiiiiiiite work out for her.  Now she's got Vancouver playing Nashville at 2 and 1.  Ouch!  Now, that, my friends, is a wicked hematoma to the neck.

The King Is Dead.

Long Live the Sharks!

2011 WESTERN CONFERENCE QUARTERFINALS
SERIES E		#1 vs. #8
Wednesday, April 13		at Vancouver, 7:00 p.m.
Friday, April 15		at Vancouver, 7:00 p.m.
Sunday, April 17		at Chicago, 5:00 p.m.
Tuesday, April 19		at Chicago, 5:00 p.m.
*Thursday, April 21		at Vancouver, 7:00 p.m.
*Sunday, April 24		at Chicago, 5:00 p.m.
*Tuesday, April 26		at Vancouver, TBD
SERIES F		#2 vs. #7
Thursday, April 14		at San Jose, 7:00 p.m.
Saturday, April 16		at San Jose, 7:00 p.m.
Tuesday, April 19		at Los Angeles, 7:30 p.m.
Thursday, April 21		at Los Angeles, 7:30 p.m.
*Saturday, April 23		at San Jose, 7:30 p.m.
*Monday, April 25		at Los Angeles, TBD
*Wednesday, April 27		at San Jose, TBD
SERIES G		#3 vs. #6
Wednesday, April 13		at Detroit, 4:00 p.m.
Saturday, April 16		at Detroit, 10:00 a.m.
Monday, April 18		at Phoenix, 7:30 p.m.
Wednesday, April 20		at Phoenix, 7:30 p.m.
*Friday, April 22		at Detroit, 4:00 p.m.
*Sunday, April 24		at Phoenix, TBD
*Wednesday, April 27		at Detroit, TBD

SERIES H		#4 vs. #5
Wednesday, April 13		at Anaheim, 10:30 p.m.
Friday, April 15		at Anaheim, 10:30 p.m.
Sunday, April 17		at Nashville, TBD
Wednesday, April 20		at Nashville, TBD
*Friday, April 22		at Anaheim, 10:00 p.m.
*Sunday, April 24		at Nashville, TBD
*Tuesday, April 26		at Anaheim, TBD

2011 EASTERN CONFERENCE QUARTERFINALS
SERIES A		#1 vs. #8
Wednesday, April 13		at Washington, 4:30 p.m.
Friday, April 15		at Washington, 4:30 p.m.
Sunday, April 17		at New York, 12:00 p.m.
Wednesday, April 20		at New York, 4:00 p.m.
*Saturday, April 23		at Washington, 12:00 p.m.
*Monday, April 25		at New York, TBD
*Wednesday, April 27		at Washington, TBD
SERIES B		#2 vs. #7
Thursday, April 14		at Philadelphia, 4:30 p.m.
Saturday, April 16		at Philadelphia, 2:00 p.m.
Monday, April 18		at Buffalo, 4:00 p.m.
Wednesday, April 20		at Buffalo, 4:30 p.m.
*Friday, April 22		at Philadelphia, 4:30 p.m.
*Sunday, April 24		at Buffalo, 12:00 p.m.
*Tuesday, April 26		at Philadelphia, TBD
SERIES C		#3 vs. #6
Thursday, April 14		at Boston, 4:00 p.m.
Saturday, April 16		at Boston, 4:00 p.m.
Monday, April 18		at Montreal, 4:30 p.m.
Thursday, April 21		at Montreal, 4:00 p.m.
*Saturday, April 23		at Boston, 4:00 p.m.
*Tuesday, April 26		at Montreal, TBD
*Wednesday, April 27		at Boston, TBD
SERIES D		#4 vs. #5
Wednesday, April 13		at Pittsburgh, 4:00 p.m.
Friday, April 15		at Pittsburgh, 4:00 p.m.
Monday, April 18		at Tampa Bay, 4:30 p.m.
Wednesday, April 20		at Tampa Bay, 4:30 p.m.
*Saturday, April 23		at Pittsburgh, TBD
*Monday, April 25		at Tampa Bay, TBD
*Wednesday, April 27		at Pittsburgh, TBD

ALL TIMES PACIFIC

Round 1

Vancouver Canucks  1 vs 8  Chicago Blackhawks

  San Jose Sharks  2 vs 7  Los Angeles Kings

Detroit Red Wings  3 vs 6  Phoenix Coyotes   .

     Anaheim Ducks  4 vs 5  Nashville Predators

 Washington Capitals  1 vs 8  New York Rangers  .

Philadelphia Flyers  2 vs 7  Buffalo Sabres     .

        Boston Bruins  3 vs 6  Montreal Canadiens

 Pittsburgh Penguins  4 vs 5  Tampa Bay Lightning

Are you ready for this?

Are you ready for the 4th annual playoff pool?

No?  Me neither.  But that's just because the Western Conference match-ups won't be set until tomorrow.

The Eastern Conference has finally sorted itself out.  Here are the first round match-ups in the East:

1  Washington Capitals 

8  New York Rangers

2  Philadelphia Flyers

7  Buffalo Sabres

3  Boston Bruins

6  Montreal Canadiens

4  Pittsburgh Penguins

5  Tampa Bay Lightning

Tomorrow in the West, the first round will be set as early as midday when the Blackhawks finish their game against Detroit, or as late as tomorrow evening at the end of the Dallas Stars game.  The top 4 seeds are set, and still no one knows who they'll face.  Depending on tomorrow's games, the Blackhawks could still finish as high as 5th or miss the playoffs entirely!

Whatever happens, I'll send out the link to enter this year's pool as soon as the first round is set, and close the entries as soon as the first puck drops on Wednesday.

Happy Stanley Cup Season!

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